Vote on the Six Limericks

Vote on the Limerick you like best.

Limerick #1

There was an Old Man of Limerick

Who’s legs were as slim as a toothpick

He barely could stand

though he played in a band

Using his legs for his drumsticks!

Limerick #2

There was an Old Man of Limerick

Who married Noreen, a real nitpick

By day, she complained

All night, t’was the same

Til he impaled her upon his fiddlestick!

Limerick #3

There was an Old Man of Limerick

Who chastised his wife with a walking stick.

Though usually sedate,

His wife, quite irate,

Capped the old man with a paving brick.

Limerick #4

There was an Old Man of Limerick

Who tried to hurl a redbrick

When he cocked back his arm

His back he did harm

“Ouch” went the Old Man Of Limerick

Limerick #5

There was an Old Man of Limerick

any woman in the home he could pick

he left them alone

to talk on the phone

for he drooled for a sexy voiced chick

Limerick #6

There was an Old Man of Limerick

His mode of command was not simmer it.

He’d run all over town,

Shouting all up and down,

That he wouldn’t murmur or mimic it!

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7 Comments

  1. Allison said,

    April 9, 2010 at 12:27 pm

    Drummers, it’s always going to be the drummers!
    TGIF

  2. Thom said,

    April 9, 2010 at 2:33 pm

    These are all so creative. It’s hard to choose which one is best. They are all winners but I did vote 🙂 Good luck to all 6 authors 🙂

  3. juliana said,

    April 9, 2010 at 2:39 pm

    i have my favourite but well done all six!

  4. quilly said,

    April 10, 2010 at 1:15 am

    Fun! When does voting end?

  5. quilly said,

    April 10, 2010 at 1:21 am

    Uhm, found my answer in the sidebar, never mind!

  6. Melli said,

    April 11, 2010 at 3:49 pm

    I did pick just one! And it wasn’t MINE!

  7. quilly said,

    April 12, 2010 at 8:49 pm

    When and where were the winners announced?


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